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哈！对华人的成见（stereotype）还真不少，又多了一条＂不出庭作证＂
@oldben 今天的帖子里，又多了一条＂不出庭作证＂
劫匪对华人的成见集锦：
大把现金揣兜里满街走
大把现金压在枕头底下
没枪， 不买枪
坚决紧跟力薄儒反枪， 坚决反对其它华人持枪
遇到抢劫不反抗，乖乖交钱
被抢劫后不报警
新增：劫匪被抓也不敢出庭。
其它人对传统华人的成见集锦：
个个都是数学家
孩子在学校总是考第一
孩子个个上哈佛
公开场合不爱说话
在老板面前特顺从，屁也不敢放
缺乏领导才能
不介入政治
抠门，基本不给慈善捐款
公众场合大声喧哗，爱插队
对８０后华人的成见集锦：
个个都是富二代
个个用现金买豪车豪宅，
有补充的吗?
这是网上一度疯传的＂你父母是亚裔的２７个徵兆＂
27 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant ParentsSpecifically East Asian (Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, etc.) ![]() Dao Nguyen
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1. Before prom, your parents had stern words for your date:
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2. On vacations, your parents took photos like this:
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You laughed, rolled your eyes, but years later you realize you should’ve taken more photos of them.
3. They did this at the fruit aisle:
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4. And ordered hot water at restaurants.
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electricgale.tumblr.com
5. They coached you on starving before a buffet and gorging only on rib eye and lobsters. Seafood-phobes were deadweight in buffet Olympics.
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6. When the bill came, older relatives fought, i.e., yelled and screamed in the middle of the restaurant, for the right to pay.
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7. Some distant cousin or family friend’s son/daughter is always being trotted out as a paragon of perfection that you’re falling short of.
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8. When you got sick, your parents fed you bitter herbal brews, or sent you to weird bruising traditional treatments:
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It didn’t actually hurt, but you were always afraid someone would report you to Child Services when you changed for gym.
9. Your mom’s always convinced it’s too cold without a jacket outside.
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And you would never, ever, leave the fan on when you’re sleeping.
10. Your relatives stuffed you with awesome food. And they didn’t hesitate to comment when your waistline ballooned.
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Via fucking-hyolyn.tumblr.com
Expert food trolls, those Asian aunts.
11. You ate savory breakfasts littered with jarred pickles. Rice was always involved.
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12. When they visited you, they always crashed on some relative’s couch, or kicked you out of your own bed.
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They were convinced hotels were a rip-off.
13. The remote control is wrapped in plastic wrap.
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14. For a household that was low on luxury, there were a lot of foot massagers, back massagers, massage hammers, and massage accessories.
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Via themetapicture.com
15. Your mom put fluffy dried pork into your sandwiches, and your friends said it looked like hair.
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seriouseats.com
Scarred for life.
16. Your fridge was packed with jars whose labels never matched the food within.
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You also saved every jar to store pickled stuff.
17. You only had bowls. No plates.
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Flickr: pzed
18. The dishwasher was used only as a drying rack.
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blogger.com
19. In the drawers were free napkins, cups, utensils, and mini shampoo bottles your parents hoarded from hotels.
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Also shower caps, though no one in your family has ever used one before.
20. Saturdays, you studied your parents’ native tongues. Sundays, you practiced an instrument. Your dad was rad if he let you pick the guitar.
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Via castnet.nctu.edu.tw
21. Your friends were always wondering why your parents were arguing. That’s just how they speak.
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22. Everyone was your aunt or uncle, but you had no idea if they were actually related to you.
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Also your parents called each other Mom and Dad instead of their first names. In fact, you didn’t even know adults had first names.
23. You know what durians smell like.
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hungrytravels.com
24. People always assume that you’re related to another Lee/Chung/Nguyen/Hong/Kim that they know.
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25. Nothing will stop your aunts from trying to set you up with royal bores with Ivy League degrees.“Mom, we have nothing in common.” “But she’s a doctor from Harvard!”
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26. Every year, you got money in red envelopes on New Year’s.
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27. Finally: Your parents gave you everything they had and spent nothing on themselves. They know firsthand the dangers of the world, and their work isn’t done until they see you settled and safe.
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