【转】Almost every gun post on the Internet, in a single list.

Hetzer

http://www.alloutdoor.com/2013/07/13/gun-post-internet-single-list/

• Your gun sucks and you’re holding it wrong.
• That caliber is ineffective. You would do better to pick something bigger.
• That caliber is too big / expensive. You would do better with a smaller caliber that is cheaper and gives you higher capacity.
• I am not a lawyer, I have never argued a case, and in fact I tend to get confused when watching Matlock, but if you do not follow my legal advice to the T you will spend the rest of your life behind bars and that’s after you get the lethal injection while sitting on the chair.
• Unless a cop hands you the ammunition from his gun, you will go to prison forever should you be forced to shoot someone in self-defense.
• Your gun sucks because it’s not the same gun that every cop in the tri-state area uses and cops only use the best.
• You have the same gun as the cops? No wonder it sucks. They only have that gun because they got them in a bulk discount, not because it was a good gun.
• The difference in grip angles between your gun and mine, which can only be measured using a protractor that uses scientific notation to denote the degrees, shows why you gun sucks and is probably why you’re holding it wrong.
• The instructor for that gun class you took wasn’t in Iraq and didn’t operate with the operatingest operators and thus any training you got was worthless.
• The instructor for that gun class you took was in Iraq and the techniques he taught you are not valid for civilians and thus you wasted your money.
• Just buy a Glock.
• Don’t you dare buy a Glock.
• The OP’s German-made gun is ridiculously overpriced and overhyped. Just buy this American brand that I like, instead. Same quality, half the price.
• The OP’s German-made gun is the pinnacle of engineering, and it’s like a fine watch, or a high-end sports car, or some other such thing that I’ll never even touch much less own but that I like to use in analogies on the Intenret.